A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.
Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
by TscrwsCnty December 19, 2009
Get the Tea Party Patriots mug.Those little frozen pies you get in a box of about ten. Named 'party pies' because they're great for sharing with your friends at parties.
by Rose likes pie November 25, 2009
Get the party pies mug.Related Words
Partly
• Partly Sparta
• PartlyDuck
• partlyeclipsed
• party
• party pooper
• party foul
• Party Boy
• party hats
• party animal
Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about the party tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah bro should we invite donald?
Dude 1: Hell nah he spilled beer the last three parties we went to, he's a full blown party foulist!
Dude 2: Yeah bro should we invite donald?
Dude 1: Hell nah he spilled beer the last three parties we went to, he's a full blown party foulist!
by treythetruth13 October 3, 2010
Get the Party Foulist mug.(noun): 1. a party where people sit around farting and galavanting. 2. A cluster fuck. 3. A situation that is not taken seriously.
Why are you sitting around, having a fart party, when there is work to be done.
That operation was a real fart party.
That operation was a real fart party.
by Ned Plimpton February 24, 2011
Get the fart party mug.Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.
Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?
by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013
Get the Paterno Party mug.The term used to describe an event or social function, usually in a film or TV show, that is happy and jovial, even though it is in the midst of chaos or upset. The key element of a pasta party is that it is not earned; it is a happy moment used by writers to gloss over elements of the story, and to distract from plot holes or potential plot exploration.
It originated from the 7th season of the CBS show Criminal Minds, when due to the network causing casting chaos and poor writing, a Pasta Party was hosted at a chracter's house, which everyone attended being smiley and happy despite the episode being full of character confrontations and drama. The Pasta Party served as the end of all this drama, cutting short any potential exploration of the conflict.
This trope is also referred to as putting a spaghetti bow on things.
It originated from the 7th season of the CBS show Criminal Minds, when due to the network causing casting chaos and poor writing, a Pasta Party was hosted at a chracter's house, which everyone attended being smiley and happy despite the episode being full of character confrontations and drama. The Pasta Party served as the end of all this drama, cutting short any potential exploration of the conflict.
This trope is also referred to as putting a spaghetti bow on things.
Erin and Hayley have been at war for weeks - so Kevin is throwing a Pasta Party to resolve things and inviting them both. It won't help, but they'll have to put on an act at the party so they don't cause upset.
by JusticarJasper August 31, 2012
Get the Pasta Party mug.by anonymouslee February 2, 2006
Get the party manimal mug.