The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.

Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys

by Satans nipple October 11, 2011

Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.

John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!

by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011

Padonka Donk Donk

Same as that of the Padonka Donk, but larger. Rounder, wider, and full of donk

She may have a padonka donk but her ho ass momma got tha padonka donk donk

by J-dink September 22, 2003

Paronknight

This is a man that has been caught up by Paronism but refuses to live the life of Paronomics. So since it's cheaper to keep her. He lives a Knights life. He is ready to fight at any time and knows he could lose all he loves at any moment. The only thing that can create a Paronknight is having a child together. If not he would leave immediately.

I have to live the life of a Paronknight so I don't lose my kids, house, boat, and pay child support the rest of my life so she can live like a queen and not work between having my money and welfare.

by jeffrodgers007 October 5, 2016

parannoying

noun: to annoy or cause irritation on someone through paranoia.

when someone is constantly & frantically worrying so much that it's actually starting to annoy you.
(ie: "Will you just relax & stop worrying so damn much..!? You are really just 'parannoying' me..!)

by Don Vorry March 7, 2010

paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.

You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??

by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010

PARANOIS

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time

Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook

by Typhoenix April 4, 2017