Paragon'ed

Verb.

1.The act of responding uselessly to a useless thread started by a normally worth while poster. 2.Being the first to respond to a thread that has yet to be posted in.

origin: Started by MikePortnoy.com fourmer MS Paragon GT in a desprete attempt to make his name a verb in the vein of Suaved or Dance of Maternity'ed. It has failed to take off like he had hoped.

You just got Paragon'ed

by MS Paragon GT April 6, 2005

parago

A slang term for tit fucking

I had fun parago you last night.
Yeah you were my best ever.

by C :-) M September 22, 2010

Parag

Ball of fat

Parag can't run he is a ball of fat

by Sairamnigga69 September 11, 2021

paraguay

Multiple occurrences or instances of guayness.

1. You're not just gay, you're paraguay.
2. Was going to the ballet gay? -- it was paraguay.

by ombudzman January 7, 2009

Pargo

An unqualified person in a group who makes the decision to take on too much responsibility and thus causes the entire group to fail.

"Why the hell did he think HE should take the final shot? Of course he missed it- what a Pargo!"

"Yeah, he really Pargo'd that one."

by Randy Abdul December 1, 2009

parogenic

A medically incorrect and Tumblr-coined description of a system (Group of alters in Dissociative Identity Disorder or Other Specified Disorder) that was created willingly and is not “disordered”. This goes in hand with “Tulpamancy” or “Tulpa system”, a western idealization of a closed buddhist practice.

Person 1: “I’m a parogenic system!”
Person 2: “Go fuck yourself.”

by tavesanity February 6, 2022

jackrabbit parole

Canadian prison slang for escaping lawful custody.

Inmate 1:"I never saw DooDoo at count this morning man."
Inmate 2:"Yeah man he made jackrabbit parole after lights out last night."

by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005