Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious

I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya

by Ab24 March 11, 2024

pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him

Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.

by anonymous March 12, 2024

Pity Guac

Getting free guacamole at Chipotle out of pity for your situation.

1. Damn man, I just went to chipotle and they didnt charge me for Guac.
2. HAHA u got pity guac'd

by jefak120 December 16, 2025

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010

I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...

I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!

by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

intimate pity party

When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.

Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"

by buckonz October 18, 2008