texas pipeline

Inserting barbed wire into the vagina, pulling it out, and eating the meat off.

Last night I gave Lisa a nice Texas pipeline

by daniellove September 10, 2013

pial

Onr bengali boi. He has qick maffs. Very clumpsy.

Took me forever to get up the stairs, that pial was in the way

by That often correct guy January 5, 2018

Indiana Pipeline

An alaska pipeline where the shit contains corn.

When someone has a corny shit on plastic wrap or cardboard, freezes it and uses it as a dildo.

She likes when I fuck her with an indiana pipeline because it feels ribbed.

by 976words December 19, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Papal Whap

Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.

by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006

papal cut

Any chip, chop, groove, graze, fissure, furrow, nick, nip or laceration suffered at the hands of his Holiness.

You think the Pope got it bad when he was attacked at his Midnight Mass? His attacker had at least 7 papal cuts that required stitches.

by Catcm18 January 21, 2010

Golden State Pipeline

Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen

Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night

by Jason93088 December 19, 2008