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The Photo Shoot

While having a sexual encounter with a girl (via oral, regular or anal sex) the man blows his load in the ladys' hair and styles it and takes pictures like in a photo shoot.
Do you want to have a photo shoot tonight?
by CGG February 4, 2004
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professional photo bomber

inserting yourself intentionally at the last possible moment into every photo opportunity possible.
My best friend and I were getting our picture took at a party when this guy we did not even know jumped into the picture.....He is a "Professional Photo Bomber"

When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"
by Diabla0007 December 27, 2010
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one photo wonder

When someone has one picture of themselves that is absolutely gorgeous, it doesnt compare to this rest of their pictures.
John -Hey dude, did u see Sarah's display pic? She looks soooo hot!

Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
by Celtic princess April 8, 2011
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Blog Photo Smearing

Blog Photo Smearing is when one web site steals a photo from another and then ruins the photo by putting their web address all over the image. Since the Smearing web site never took the original photo, nor did they pay for it; they have no ownership rights over the photo. But by smearing the photo with their web address; they then make it seem like they were the first ones to post the image online. The biggest problem with smearing is that many people use these photos to make custom Wallpaper for Computers and Cell Phones. So when several different web sites steal the same photo and smear it, that photo is then made useless for Wallpaper. The second biggest problem with this is each web site resizes the photo to fit their own personal needs. This then causes quality issues, because each site is showing a different Scaled-Up or Scaled-Down version of the same photo. Even worse, some Celebrity bloggers like Perez Hilton steal photos and then smear them with completely unfunny and completely useless comments. Making Wallpaper creation impossible. Examples of this can be seen by visiting any of the Celebrity Image Blog web sites.
How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
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Mock Photo

A mock photo is a picture taken of people in any stance with a silly face or crazy hair, etc. Mock photos are usually taken after a normal photo. Also usually taken with a large group to enhance the effect of the mock photo.
Bob: "Wanna take a photo with the group?"
Jill: "YEAH! and then take a mock photo after!"
Bob: "SWEET!"
by - Red October 23, 2011
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Stock Photo

A person so bland and basic to the point they look like a stock photo
Chloe is such a stock photo, literally no personality whatsoever.
by Rufus Seizure November 15, 2019
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Took D. Photo

Strongest among pirates Took D. Photo was the strongest pirate/marine with a screentime of 12 minutes. It is told that he can absorb all types of devil fruits since his fruit is ccuumm - ccuumm no mi.
Eg. Took D. Photo
by Took D. Baguette July 18, 2022
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