Phondle

To stick your phone up someone's butt crack.

I phondled Daniel on the football field.

by Michael Jinglebells December 25, 2024

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Phoop

The sensation or the feeling that you have to poop, but all you have is gas and the feeling relieves after the gas pressure.

I felt like I had to poop so bad, but all I had was gas. So all I did was phoop

by Breaking wind January 18, 2025

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Phood • phoodus • phooda • PHOODE • phoodler • phoody • phoon • phoof • phoop • phoot

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

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Photodoid

photodoid is a running gag which the shneedlorps use constantly in and out of discord also known as ear rape

Shneed speaks through a photodoid mic, what a fuckin loser

by SuperRetardMaN November 22, 2025

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Phoolproofnicity

To loop it out. No shame in the crazy game. Crazy is a mindset, to foolproof is to fix it. Even if it wasn't broken just misunderstood.
- To fully unleash all truths, as you are being reamed in the cerebral cortex. But to be really phoolproof, one must overcome the reaming and realize creality will destroy you, phoolproofnicity will always work. The way that you know will work. Cue the only one who know you. "YOU". listen to yourself, but don't let yourself listen to you, because everyone can hear to. Ding ding!! YOU ARE ALIVE, I PROMISE. AND FUCK A MUTHAFUKIN AI!!! Niiiiiiiiiigggaa!!!

To another day of the lame, that was game. Cue the city, phoolproofnicity!!!

by Nicity January 3, 2026

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