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personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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owl person

Person 1: Hoot hoot
Person 2: Wow you're a real owl person
by Grui September 29, 2018
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cryptid person

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person
by Theaacecard August 1, 2023
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Corner Person

A corner person is someone whom you're close friends with or in a relationship with who you can approach for hugs whenever you feel like, without any questions being asked.
I love my corner person! He/She always makes me feel appreciated.
by SourMando September 3, 2020
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Fuckable personality

Someone you don't quite find attractive in a physical hormonal way yet you find their personality attractive in a hormonal way
"John isn't easy on the eyes but he's a sweet guy who cares for me so I find him to have a fuckable personality."
by Karlana Talbert June 4, 2015
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Person Pitch

An ultra-euphoric and positively magical record by Panda Bear, aka Noah Lennox. Kind of like a mix between The Beach Boys and a highly eclectic DJ-set (or maybe something like Four Tet), the seven tracks on this album are built from reverby loops which sample everything from 60s surf pop and psych-rock (Bros, Take Pills), to chanting choirs (Comfy in Nautica, I'm Not), to Indian tablas, dub, and hip hop beats (Good Girl/Carrots), and even Enya (Search for Delicious). The result is a fun, colourful, and entertaining album that jumps through genres while maintaining a cohesive, singular sound. It's good for studying, or for relaxing after a day of mind-numbing work, or for simply drowning out your cognitive functions via headphones.

The album is also notable for its Brain Wilson-ish harmonies, and also for using dreamy reverb before dreamy reverb became a "chillwave" trend (not that it doesn't sound good, but the average listener can only take so many cocteau twins impressions before it gets boring!).
Panda Bear: i dooo love you and i want to holdd ooonnnn to yoooouuuu fooorrr allwwaaayyss.
Nameless Human: Thanks bro!

Average Person Pitch Listener: Well, that was a rather nice album.
by midtown April 30, 2012
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Personal Media

The term for the new niche oriented internet based media after the passing of terrestrial based mass media.

First used on the Strategy Room with Alan Colmes by Michael Harrison, TALKERS magazine.
Why buy a new radio when you can listen to music you want on your ipod or on internet radio? This new internet radio - where you can list to specifically what you want - is personal media.
by TALKERS Magazine May 7, 2009
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