Patrick Kane

The Blackhawks winger that wears number 88. He is nicknamed Kaner or hatrick kane because of his hatrick against the canucks in game 6 of the playoffs this year.

Guy 1: who is your favorite hockey player?

Guy 2: I gotta go with Patrick Kane

Announcer: Hatrick Kane gets his 3rd goal of the day!

by rh15 May 26, 2009

Patrick Shwavy

When you're drunk and you do somethimg so embarassing that you wish you were never born.

(From Noel Millers' Weird Dms 3)

yooo lets get patrick shwavyd tonight lol its lit

by slavdog December 16, 2019

Igual um patrão

This is how you say "Like a Boss" in Brazilian portuguese.

Jogando bola igual um patrão!
Playing soccer like a boss!

by CaptainCave October 1, 2011

justin ryan rishi patrick

a fucking gay faggot bitch nigga. PR manager of the S^3. Has 0 confirmed kills but every mission planned by him has ended in overwhelming success. Supported by General Allahoodini and Lieutenant Ghey to move up faster through the ranks and is now in the top tiers of management in the S^3, controlling ISIS, the pink dot army, and many more. His bounty has also risen to $10000000000000000, the highest bounty for a terrorist in the world so far, thus making him the first of the S^3 to be recorded in the guinness world record.

ISIS member: Oh shit is that justin ryan rishi patrick?? * runs up to get autograph*

What was that amazing quote by justin ryan rishi patrick again? Oh yeah, " Everyone is gay, but not every gay is a one."

by General Allahoodini January 19, 2018

patrick star

Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.

Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."

by jpz0r November 6, 2006

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

Patrice

Patrice- The cautest girlfriend in the entire world. Looks better than you and anyone you know. A patrice is a perfect person.

Man 1-Damn who the hell is that?

Man 2-I dont know but she sho' is Patrice.

by T-Swivvles July 14, 2009