Padonk padonk

I guess you could call it another way of saying badonkadonk, but really its someones hilarioulsy embarrassing mistake.

1."talk about a padonk padonk"
2."lmao, wtf are you talking about?"
1."jees cracker its a fine ass"
2."right, im the cracker, lmao, its badonkadonk re re"
1."oh..." :/

by guywhotypeslow December 27, 2009

paedogonk

one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.

luke "shirtless" "paedogonk" nicolaou

by paedogonk April 27, 2010

Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.

Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.

by jesse brock September 5, 2010

Padoublediddle

Similar to padiddle, when driving and one sees a car with both lights out at night, yelling Padoublediddle, punching the roof of the car, and calling out a name makes them strip down to nothing

What did you do to her?

I padoublediddled her and saw her in her birthday suit!

by radits January 2, 2011

Padoinka

Polish for penis.

All I've got to say is, "S.T.P.-- Suck the padoinka!"

by Da Padoinka January 13, 2011

Paedotache

The thin, feint moustache as displayed by somebody who hasn't shaved for a few days.

-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now

-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!

- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.

by dgh938peg April 26, 2011

paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!

by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011