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The P 'o D

What the readers affectionately called The Pattern of Diagnosis from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five (current ISBN: 978-1-944171-38-4) and Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn 2007. Written on Thanxgiving weekend 2006 it became the creative nonfiction outing that's one of the most enduring of the creative nonfiction output of the owner of the light blue blog. It's known as the story Something Awful ganked in 2015-2016 as the factions said nothing about the incident -- dismissing it as a prank.

It's the story that got the roster rounding out Issue Five as it's on a place called TheBookPatch and pinterest pinned. The cover artist was an art student as it rivaled Van Gough with the cover art of this. It plays up in Oak Lawn, Illinois where Luke 10:25-37 plays up in front of the namesake's hospital in 2006. The powerful piece clocks in at 5683 words and held its own with a Pulitzer Award winning journalist who became a TOC mate from the era. The story was written after Harry Potter and The Eagle of Truthiness. It's longer than the jesus-is-saviour website founder's screed against Rod Serling.
Those who read The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five might not realize the story known by readers as The P 'o D also known as the narrative, The Pattern Of Diagnosis. The outing had been discussed on Quora about "what's the most powerful work of literature one's written."

He discusses this both on the site and on youtube on Christmas Eve 2007.

It attributes to two of his friends and a conversation on the phone with his late relatives at the time in 2006. Both publications of the story are in circulation as it was taken further on Wordpress and Tumblr taking the reader further into the story 8 years later. It could been easy something for Unshackled if it didn't have the instrumental use of strong language. The one piece that would piss off Moral Guardians because of the varied use of profanity throughout. He explains in Quora a story like that is not always about the altar call.
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After I took a dump I had just zipped up my pants when I got an A.P.U.D.
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P.H.D.

A girl who earns a "playa hatin degree" when her boi decides it would be ok to cheat on his what he called wifey.
I graduated with a P.H.D. when I confronted my boi about a story I'd been told and he confessed that he'd been cheatin on me for two years.
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P.O.D.

Acronym for the types of shit you need to take when you need to spray the bathroom with air freshener for five minutes afterward. I.E. Profusely Odiferous Defecation
Most people have already observed the P.O.D. first-hand. You're walking down the hall, about 20 feet away from the bathroom and the stink is absolutely overwhelming. The previous occupant just dropped a P.O.D.
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P.O.D.

Ping Of Death
Generally, sending a 65,536-byte ping packet would violate the Internet Protocol as written in RFC 791, but a packet of such a size can be sent if it is fragmented; when the target computer reassembles the packet, a buffer overflow can occur, which often causes a system crash.

In recent years a different kind of ping attack has become widespread—ping flooding simply floods the victim with so much ping traffic that normal traffic fails to reach the system (a basic denial-of-service attack).

-from wikipedia
a P.O.D. is one way to crash a computer/network, but is less effective then other DOS/DDOS attacks. Go get yourself a botnet
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P.A.D.

I am having a P.A.D. attack! I pick up the phone, i get all hot and fidgety and my fingers are overcome by and unusually strong magnetic attratction to the keyboard, (sigh) email.
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P.H.D

Player Hating Dickhead: A term used against somone who is jelous or in general is against someone for being successful
"He was one of those P.H.D motherfuckers, a PLAYA HATIN' DICKHEAD
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