Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue

Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up

by Beangang69 June 30, 2019

oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 6, 2019

oral compass

The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.

Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.

by von groovy June 11, 2017

Oral Jackhammer

When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.

“Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”

by Sexual Auditor November 8, 2017

Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.

I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.

by nucciano March 5, 2021

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.

"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"

by lionskin December 31, 2011