opTimistic

Feeling that a virtually impossible task is completely reasonable and can be done in an absurd timeframe for minimal resources.

I'm very opTimistic that we can complete a better DayZ clone in like a few months despite having absolutely no professional game development experience!

by BananananananananananaSandwich July 19, 2016

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

optimism

when you accept that you're dead inside

Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

by Minty ravens~ December 18, 2018

Suicide is your only option

Advice given by friends, colleagues, and a associates who are sick and tired of hearing another's incessant whining, bitching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.

On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"

"I can't seem to get a date. Girls don't like me, I'm awkward, if I can't get a girl, I must be a loser of some kind. I'll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc."

"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.

by Pharoah Ashseti June 15, 2008

Optimusprime

another word for god, super strength, or sexy

Filip's nickname is Optimusprime because he reminds me of God.

by HoleyOne42 February 5, 2007

Optimists

People who see the world through rose-colored glasses, people who are unrealistic, people who have no actual lives if they think the world is good. Ignorance is Bliss, after all

Optimist: Yay! We're being tortured!
Normal Person: That's not a good thing. I'm in pain, and you probably are, too.
Optimist: Oh my god you bitch/bastard you're such a pessimist this is why nobody likes you and you have no friends

by Yeah Okay August 4, 2005

Optimus Prime

Leader of The Autobots in the incomparable series 'Transformers'. With the ability to transform into a Truck and just being a general beast, he is unstopable.

"man that dude ty emery loves his Optimus Prime!", yet who wouldn't love someone comparable to God.

by ty-guy October 20, 2008