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I dont opinionize your opinions
by Albert and Ryan January 25, 2005
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opinions are like assholes

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".
I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?
by codysockeye March 21, 2008
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People who think that opinions can be wrong

The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.
A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."
by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004
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Opening Act

The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?

Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?

Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.
by B.Hop February 17, 2009
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Opinionista

A person who in argument or comment
a. treats matters of fact as though they were matters of opinion,

b. considers their own uneducated opinion of equal value to the position of an expert, or
c. responds to a correction, a clarification or a disagreement in a manner more appropriate to personal attack than to discourse.
"I don't read the comments because comments from opinionistas erode my faith in humanity."
by RockRabbit September 11, 2015
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Opening Doors

A cricketing term used to describe a spin bowler attempting to deliver off break or left arm orthodox deliveries.

Due to only managing the slightest of rotations on the ball no more than opening a door in basic day to day life the player therefore is given the title of 'door opener' or is believed to be 'opening doors' each time he delivers the ball. The use of this term is dated back to the early 2000s and was first used by the great Billy Oswell of Brisbane.
Monty Panesar..... Pffffff he's not troubling anyone he's just opening doors.
by Spin bowla October 9, 2016
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Opening an Oreo

A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.

Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"

"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"

"My tongue is thucked"

"Why, what's happened to you"

"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017
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