soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

the loading dock

It’s just another word for a bowl.

Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.

by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017

docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.

Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.

by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019

burp docking

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!

Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking

by Pakilo February 14, 2019

parrot dock

Any spot where the people just copy and regurgitate each other's ideas, an echo chamber.

I was looking to broaden my mental and artistic horizons, so I avoided the parrot dock like the plague.

by Agent Cryptic March 30, 2017

Docking Lights

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.

Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.

by Lake Boater May 3, 2021

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014