Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
Get the cockmug. Wow. So which hen is your cock's girlfriend?
Madeline looked yearningly at Allen. "Please! Just put your cock in my pussy!" she begged.
Madeline looked yearningly at Allen. "Please! Just put your cock in my pussy!" she begged.
by Leki Chikadee May 5, 2016
Get the Cockmug. by 🎶🎵 May 28, 2022
Get the Cockmug. 
by Angelwells October 21, 2018
Get the Cockmug.