A state that surpasses the pain and inconvenience of a regular constipation by a mile, affecting your voice, mood and treatment of your partner.
by CrappyScrap October 06, 2015
Cock, or C.O.C.K, is the shorter version of "Central Oklahoma Christ Killers", an organization that claims to have killed Jesus. Every member is inbred at least 4 generations back and have drinking problems.
"Bitches and gentlemen, welcome to the annual cock convention. Now stand up for the rational antenna... uh... fuck, where's my moonshine?"
by CrappyScrap June 18, 2015