CrappyScrap's definitions

cock

Cock, or C.O.C.K, is the shorter version of "Central Oklahoma Christ Killers", an organization that claims to have killed Jesus. Every member is inbred at least 4 generations back and have drinking problems.

"Bitches and gentlemen, welcome to the annual cock convention. Now stand up for the rational antenna... uh... fuck, where's my moonshine?"

by CrappyScrap June 25, 2015

Brickturd

A state that surpasses the pain and inconvenience of a regular constipation by a mile, affecting your voice, mood and treatment of your partner.

"Sir Brickturd, your stew is ready... Please don't rape me".

by CrappyScrap November 23, 2015