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Oboni

A sexy looking girl whom you'll find in various locations, will lash out if you are a bum and muscular. Becomes horny when you set your eyes on her. Irritation is made easy if someone else gets the attention.
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Obolanté

Obolanté (variation, Obolantétà Obolantétità)_noun. singular/plural.

v1. means a deliberate act or an organized crime in which poor gullible people are exploited to a large extent for personal gains in the name of religion. In most cases, this act is perpetrated by a few criminal syndicates operating under an external influence and force(s) to swindle impoverished people of their basic amenities and necessities in the name of a god or religion, which in turn, results in damning consequences that affect an entire population, nation, or region, further crippling economies and causing untold hardships to millions of people. Examples of Obolanté, Obolantétà, Obolantétità; Christian Pentecostalism, especially as practised in Nigeria, Africa, and some other regions of the world.

v2. Religion or organized religious syndicates obliterating the commonwealth of a people, population, or region in such a manner that grounds their economic outlook, enriching a few beneficiaries, and subjugating and plunging millions or hundreds of millions into abject poverty thereby inflicting pain.

verb. present tense, obolanté, sing. obolantés, past tense, obolantéd, past participle, obolantéd, present continous tense + gerund, obolantéing (also obolanting). to obliterate or sabotage people's economic outlook, prosperity, and prospects in the name of religion.
1. Condoning religious excesses will obolanté the commonwealth of Nigeria.

2. RCCG leadership has been notorious for obolantéing Nigeria's economic prosperity for decades.

3. Pentecostalism obolantés future generations to retain control over them

NOTE:
The word "obolanté" is coined from obtaining by trick, orgy, money laundering, and the French word "syndicaté" which means to be syndicated.

Jesus first introduced the act of Obolanté in Israel during the wedding at Cana in Galilee, where Jesus turned water into wine in excess so much that each guest at the event took as much as 10 liters of wine the equivalence of 4 bottles of alcohol, and was further spread by pentecostalism worldwide.

On the one hand, a "miracle" would have been more justifiable by presenting a modest gift to the couple as practised in many locations worldwide rather than providing guests at a wedding party with excessive drinking. Therefore, it is agreeable that turning water into wine at a party as a guest is nothing but self-serving and a feat obtained by tricks with ulterior motives, which would have resulted in litigation in many places across the world as the act undermined the safety and security of lives and properties of not only the couple but also the other guests.

On the other hand, the word "Orgy" is defined as "a wild party characterized by excessive drinking and indiscriminate sexual activity", meaning orgy as its today was introduced or popularized by Jesus and his church
by Obolanté January 29, 2025
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Oborn

Controlling hypocritical freak, with a huge norpia. An Oborn displays psychotic behavior, and should be sent to a mental institute. An Oborn is one of the most deadliest things on this planet. If you see an Oborn do not hesitate to call the authorities.
Person 1: Hey! With have a class with an Oborn!
Person 2: Fuck, I'll call the authorities you get the bombs, we need to clear this thing out.
An Oborn: *Makes gurgling noises*
by WeLoveGeeseBecauseISaidSo March 5, 2025
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Obonte

Someone who doesn’t think. They just do things without thinking. Mumu; in some instances.
Nigerian slang”
The guy na OBONTE”
See as you de do like OBONTE”
by Lady M🌹 March 22, 2026
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oboboi

Oboi(chineese leader) riding in the well known finnish obobo
oboi just got in the oboboi
by commanderveinycok March 23, 2026
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Aber Oboe

You know that feeling when your friends laugh about their inside joke. Just one thing, you are not inside the joke because you don't get it. Well that sucks, luckily there is an solution to that problem. Next time you are excluded from an inside joke just say aber Oboe. "Oboe" is the German word for an instrument. It will be so random that Noone will understand it, just you. Live your one joke.
"hahahaha oh Fred"
"what did he say"
"nah nothing inside joke bro"

"aber Oboe"
"what?"
"exactly bro"
by Goldenchickennuggie January 7, 2020
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National oboa day

This day will be the best day of your life. You can make your gf (or not gf) to oboa your tool.
The National oboa day started at october 2. You have 24 hours to make your dream come true.
by Boahj November 19, 2021
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