Linda

Person 1: Oh I got a Linda! How did that happen?
Person 2: Do you wanna find out?
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Oborn

Controlling hypocritical freak, with a huge norpia. An Oborn displays psychotic behavior, and should be sent to a mental institute. An Oborn is one of the most deadliest things on this planet. If you see an Oborn do not hesitate to call the authorities.
Person 1: Hey! With have a class with an Oborn!
Person 2: Fuck, I'll call the authorities you get the bombs, we need to clear this thing out.
An Oborn: *Makes gurgling noises*
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Anderson

An Anderson exhibits a large ego to make up for their small, ity, bity, you know what... Anderson's turn bright red when upset. To identify an Anderson, you must do the following;
1. You must make them upset, do not be scared to because they may seem intimidating.
2. Once upset check for the redness of their skin.
3. Next place two fingers on a pulse point. Be carful as you might make them more upset!
4. If temperatures rise make sure to take precautions, and find the nearest fire hydrant

Once all steps are complete you have successfully identified an Anderson, beware as they do sometimes follow you home.
Person 1: Look in the distance! Is that an Anderson I see?
Person 2: We must approach and identify it, quick call the authorities!
The Anderson: *Starts to get red*
Person 3: Runs to the Anderson and grips him
To be continued...
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