noobshipper

Noobshipper is a ship who ships any legal ships that is fine but they are anti shippers.

For example shipping legal ship that is ok

Person: I’m a noobshipper

by FxzzyDxmon June 20, 2023

murdering noobs

A hoe nigga

Marcus: i eat lettuce sandwiches

Noah: you're such a murdering noobs

by Garythegarier June 10, 2016

Funky-Noop

The act of masturbating until completion in a public bathroom, or the bathroom of a friend.

Man, I've been dry for weeks, I'm gonna go funky-noop in your bathroom.

by Daddy Snail July 13, 2017

Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.

John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Football noobs

Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.

‘Football noobs’ has bad scripts but so addictive

by OreoSips March 29, 2021

Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021