asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.

I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.

by Trenko May 10, 2017

dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

Elmo shirt

Katy Perrys tits on SNL

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate

by magoo112 September 29, 2010

Twerk Shirt

The shirt that is worn to during the first twerk and from then on will be known as the twerk shirt.

Somebody Twerks out of the blue, the shirt that they wore is from then on the Twerk Shirt.

by Wolfx10 November 25, 2013

Shirt butt

The crease formed in combination of large bust and low cut top.

I'd fuck that shirt butt same as Brady would pocket a sandwich.

by Troubled by the CSO October 4, 2016

sped shirt

An XL tie dye T-shirt with a printed image of an animal. The most common animals seen on this style shirt are white tigers and wolves.

"I really like this sped shirt. It channels my inner wolf energy."

by ferretz-6 April 23, 2023