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Leaving Clegg in charge.

'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.
David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.
by Nex Solo August 16, 2011
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chief prick in charge

Delusional, unqualified, self-important C-level executive of a pretend company who prides himself on always being the smartest person in a room full of brainless peons.
Can you believe he just got promoted to Chief Prick in Charge despite his unimpressive skill set?
by NYC Magoo October 26, 2018
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twin charged shandy

similar to a turbo shandy, containing strong lager and smirnoff ice, but has the added bonus of two shots of vodka in a twin charged shandy. not to be confused with a turbo shandy with boost which only has one shot of vodka with the smirnoff & lager
Dave is stuck into another twin charged shandy, hes going to blow up any moment
by beefham February 25, 2008
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Trumped-up charges

Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.
Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.
by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017
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Toledo Depth Charge

A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.
Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.
by the cheap ironist October 29, 2003
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Bull Moose Charge

A sex position when the reciever bends over in doggy style position, and the giver stands back at least 10ft. The giver then get a running start and gives one giant BANG! And then runs back and starts over.
When a moose is charging at a bulls behind and rams then in the anus. This would be an example of bull moose charge.
by Kendal Ridge Staff January 20, 2009
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large charge

When you need to power a device that is running very low on battery power.
I need a large charge for my computer and phone right now.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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