1. I loves me some Battle Metal
2. Me:I was listening to the Scandinavian Folk Metal band turisas yesterday
Friend: Really? which Album?
Me: Battle Metal, it's fucking epic
2. Me:I was listening to the Scandinavian Folk Metal band turisas yesterday
Friend: Really? which Album?
Me: Battle Metal, it's fucking epic
by Too many other names on UD January 24, 2009
The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
by OkeyDokey March 12, 2006
A popular two-player game, similar to "battleship," that requires no equipment except a shirt worn. The object of battle-tit is to poke out both nipples of the opposing player. The game is played through respective turns. Every turn, a player attempts to poke the nipple of the opposing player. The opposing player must keep still, and then announce whether the active player has poked them in the nipple or not, saying "hit" or "miss". The first player to "hit" both nipples is declared the winner.
"Hey Grace, I'm bored. Wanna play some battle-tit?"
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."
by HaleStorm!! November 19, 2009
An arguement where the two or more parties use memes to make their points. You can use memes you find on the internet but you cant ise your own memes for a meme battle. Obviously because if you use your own memes you can just keep making new ones to respond to everything with, and the battle will never end. You loose a meme battle if you fail to be able to respond or if your opponent is owning you with better memes than yours. Enjoy meme battling!
by BigBaddyBrown November 14, 2014
The Film was highly controversial, the book was highly controversial...Fuck it! Everything about it was controversial. Koushun Takami wrote the novel and it immediately became a cult classic. The book gives a much deeper isight into each of the characters and unfortunately the film turns the whole story into a shacky violence crazed story. My advice: Read the book, Screw the movie
42 students, 1 island, an assortment of weapons and if after 3 days they dont kill each other until 1 is left...They all die.
by Tom Li March 20, 2005
1. To have aggressive sex with someone you fear or are intimidated by
2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.
2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.
Example #1: She would "battle fuck" him.
Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
Example #3: She's a total "battle fuck".
Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
Example #3: She's a total "battle fuck".
by ZANDV May 27, 2011
posted on Andy's wall
Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 05, 2010