a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
Get the puce newtonmug. 
Generic name for places.
The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
Get the Newtonmug. “I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020
Get the Newton’s Nuggetsmug. Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.
Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.
Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!
Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!
by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024
Get the Newtons 5thmug. by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024
Get the Sir I’s-A-Freak Newtonmug. One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly
@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.
Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course
Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course
by A dictionary October 31, 2020
Get the Newton’s 4th Lawmug.