The Nest

The nest is when your about to take a massive shit and you take a whole bunch of toilet paper and throw it into the toilet so when you shit the poop water doesn't hit that place between your ass and nuts.

Uh Oh... It's gonna be a big one. Better build the nest.

by That dude you saw yesterday June 14, 2015

lay a nest

(v.) The act of laying down toilet paper on the toilet seat before sitting down to avoid germs or some type of disease

Tom walked into the bathroo stall and the toilet seat looked dirty, so he decided to lay a nest before sitting down.

by jroids24 April 20, 2011

Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

nesta

Bob Marley's mom's name for him, also how he is referred to by hardcore Marley fans

Hardcore Bob Marley fan - got that new LP by Nesta's kid?
Average reggae fan - I don't know what you just said

by Jo_87 May 28, 2006

ROOKS NEST

An unkempt & particularly stank vag.
Commonly found on beduff women in the english heartlands.

Please tell me you didn't go down on that girl ,she's got a minge like a rooks nest.

by PEET February 28, 2004

neither three nor four

people of dubious character;

1. I felt uneasy at the party; it was full of people who were neither three nor four.

2. Mum doesn't want me to mix with those people; she thinks they are neither three nor four.

by Y Zeng October 7, 2003

Sex Nest

A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.

"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."

by canneverthinkofaname April 18, 2010