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natividad 

A person that will break your heart. She will reject her real true love, that will treat her right and make her live happy, even when her true love tries coming back. “Natividad” is an aggressive person. Her true love name starts with an “J.”
Make sure you make the right choices “Natividad” don’t reject your true love.

nativity play 

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.
-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!
nativity play by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
Mary though that she couldn't get hurt in a moch pit. She was so naive
Naive by Matt September 19, 2003

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears 

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

Nativeflimp 

My best friend is a nativeflimp but I love em anyway
Nativeflimp by Mcflimp June 16, 2018

Nativity Scene 

At a wildland fire a group of Chiefs, 3 or more, (usually Local Agency) that stand around and watch a wildfire running and getting bigger. They usually have their arms crossed and thoughtful expression on their faces.
As you're ariving on scene.

Check out the Nativity Scene over there.