Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

wash nostalgic

To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.

Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.

by Freybjorg April 15, 2020

ol hook nose

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.

That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us

by whetlock June 28, 2012

Noseybonk

A demonic, dream-haunting creature from the pits of hell that appeared on an 80's TV show for kids called "Jigsaw". Recently, Dr. Ashens has made a few attempts of imitation in order to warn future generations of this indescribable evil.

He has been know to grow nosegays in an attempt to flood the world with his plant-like brethren. Luckily he was foiled by James Bond.

-I had a nightmare last night...

-Aww, c'mon, it couldn't have been too bad...

-Noseybonk was in it

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




-I just saw the video on Youtube where Noseybonk grows nosegays...

-Welcome to the world of nightmares dude!

by Mrr. Dark October 23, 2008

brown nose

The act in which one inserts there nose up another's anus in order to gain there approval, thus resulting in a brown complexion on the tip of their nose. The use of 'brown nose' is generally metaphorical however can also adopt a literal meaning.

'dude, youre such a brown nose'
'i know man, i just want his approval'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013

nosegasm

the intense, satisfying feeling you get after you blow your nose and all the mucus in your nose comes out in one shot allowing you to breathe like you've never breathed before.

"Ooohhhh God! That was amazing! OHHHH that nosegasm was incredible. I can finally breathe again!"

by psyche925 April 7, 2010

Nipple nose Trout

Term for a used condom floating in a body of water.

I was enjoying a nice day fishing, until I reeled in a nipple nose trout.

by Franklin June 19, 2006