NASCAR and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but for rednecks on Sundays. It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with NASCAR in the background.

Woman: What ya wanna do after church?
Man: NASCAR and chill.

(Note: Use of this phrase is not a guarantee of sexual activity or satisfaction. Sometimes it can just mean the man wants to be left alone to watch NASCAR. )

by Daver Dave June 8, 2016

NASCAR Dick

When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.

The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick

by Picax8398 February 20, 2018

NASCAR

"Nice car" said like a redneck.

"That is one nascar!"

by PFRSTA December 4, 2012

Nascar

When someone or somthing is extremly redneck or country.
Its like an oval then ima turn to the left.

Damn thats the third time the police have been over to Rick's house this week for beating know thats Nascar.

Look at that idot with chilli salse all over him hes fucking Nascar.
That guys is throwing up Busch Light everywhere thats fucking Nascar.
All that guy does it drink beer and work on his car wow thats Nascar.
That Guy smoked a pack of reds in a hour thats Nascar.
I think hes been on a crystal meth smoking bender for a week thats nascar.
That guy has 4 girls names tattoed on to him and three of then are crossed out thats Nascar as fuck.

by Radric Johnson August 29, 2011

NASCAR

An acronym: Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

Redneck, " Im going to go watch a non-athletic sport created around me (NASCAR)."

by The kool kwilting klub July 6, 2015

NASCAR

A SPORT THAT MOST SAY IS TOO SIMPLE, LAME, AND BORING BUT THOSE WHO SAY THIS DON'T KNOW WHY NASCAR FANS LIKE IT SO MUCH. SIMPLE, LAME?? NOT SO MUCH

THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE OF AMERICA DO NOT LIKE THE SPORT OF NASCAR DUE TO ENERGY WASTE.

by TSsmoke14 October 5, 2009

NASCAR

A sport where rednecks drink beer while watching cars turn left for 500 miles
At high speeds

You want a beer while you watch nascar

by Nigger byte April 9, 2017