I might as well kill myself now

It’s too late

I might as well kill myself now

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

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by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

evil to myself

to be cruel to yourself cos your a dak

i felt like hurting myself cos i am a dak so i punch myself in the jaw

by Daak July 4, 2003

me myself and I

see insane

you know me I'm the INSANE one with the trak'er

by bikit luva June 27, 2003

flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

ruin myself

Its another phrasing for “soil yourslf”/ ejaculate. - usually when it’s messy

Other phrasings are ‘mess myself’ and ‘soil myself’

Ruin myself- to ejaculate

A- “I just ruined myself reading Winnie the pooh”
M- “okay now I know you’re drunk”

by Napoleon666 October 29, 2017

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018