myspace 

A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!

myspace by Kralyaxxx July 17, 2006

myspace 

When used in VERB form!

1. (General Usage) Such as 'myspacing'', it basically means wasting time just being on myspace, browsing whatever and taking care of general buisness, such as checking comments, blogging, stalking people, changing your page, etc. etc. etc.

2. Can also be used as a direct synonym for messaging

1. a. Latest Update: 04:12PM PST, Tuesday, September 5th.
The site "should be offline for 2 hours, so if you've got some important myspacing to do, get prepared!"

1. b. Dude! Last night I swear I myspaced for about 3 hours and got absolutely no homework done.

2. OMG! Why weren't you at the party on Friday? I myspaced you like 80 times asking if you were going...

myspace by Super Starri September 16, 2006

myspace 

The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.

myspace comment exmaple:
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.

myspace by Jonny MW September 8, 2006

myspace 

myspace is just the cheap fuckers way of trying to meet that "special someone" for free.no this is NOT Match.com or EHarmony but it is free and the fruit cakes you WILL encounter on myspace are just as creepy,lonely and worthless as the rest of the morons in chat rooms and internet web sites matching losers with losers.damn i have met a better class of people at the damn bar.get a life myspace is for losers and little girls tryin to be dirty without their parents finding out.

The loser: damn dude i just met this hot chick on myspace.

Losers friend: really dude you can meet hot chicks for FREE!
someone forgot to let them in on the secret of the internet,NOBODY PUTS UP A REAL PICTURE YOU MORON!FINE CHICK=BIG BERTHA HA HA HA!

myspace by iecbutterflygirl May 27, 2007

myspace 

a social website that is obsessive and life-consuming.

many people have ditched their social lives to hang out on myspace.

myspace by paytonritchey July 16, 2007

Myspace 

The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.

Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.

Not to Mention.

The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.

J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!

Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?

J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!

Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)

Myspace by Sleep Streamer September 17, 2007

myspace 

The world's biggest drunken patio party, where everyone goes to vent shit, fight, and find a piece of hot white jail bait ass, all rolled into one itty bitty teeny weenie little space.

Myspace contains Bands, bitches, ho's, skips, skaps, skalliwags, punkass marks, markass tricks, and all kinds of ill creeps.

myspace by D Hustler October 2, 2007