Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

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Muzza

An italian/part Italian. Resides in Astralia. Usually obsessed with cars. Enjoys underage dance parties. Says bro a lot. Constantly swearing in Italian with a short temper.

by Muzza May 13, 2003

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muzzle monkey

British army slang for American forces personel on active duty in Iraq.

YouTube is full of muzzle monkey phone videos, they got more bandwidth than bullets.

by Henry Balfour August 25, 2008

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A sexy beast with flawless skin, sent directly from God himself. Reels in all the ladies with the snap of a finger. Dances like a stripper and makes eye contact the entire time. Booty so big they call him bootylicious.

"Jane couldn't stop looking at Mezziah as he danced on the pole, it was like he was glowing."

by blueeyedbombshell13 September 25, 2014

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Muzzing

A spastic set of motions usually done by mentally incapacitated festival goers in Australia. While attempting to enjoy the trash music at trace or hardstyle music concerts, attendees will wave their arms around as if to get rid of 100 blowflies trying to land on their face while moving their hips like they're pretending they're receiving standing missionary from the bloke next to them.

Dumbcunt: Aye did you see my Muzzing video on the FB page?
Normal Person: Nah I don't wanna lose any brain cells.

by CptRaino May 23, 2018

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