motion for dismissile

A court document in which the plaintiff requests that the judge order the passage of a strategic arms limitation treaty which dictates that the defendant must destroy or get rid of one or more warhead-tipped rockets in his possession.

Many courts would be reluctant to rule on a motion for dismissile because (A) they know that said ruling wouldn't likely amount to a hill of beans to the other party, anyway, since said ordnance-possessors obviously are non-peaceable folk who do not think reasonably/rationally nor care about laws or agreements, seeing as how they have not voluntarily dismantled their ICBM stockpile already, and (B) they would be concerned that said hostile party would likely launch one or more of said high-speed rockets at the courthouse in hot-headed retaliation for any ruling against them.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

Mutton kelaya

Someone who’s mother has made mutton for him and is very happy about it

Aai ne amcheya mutton kelaya mattan khelayi woo woo

by sabjiisnotock August 26, 2021

Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016

mickey mutineer

A group of assholes.

Hey it's the Mickey mutineers.

by Cstrx1 May 23, 2017

ocean motion

When your having sex and your making your bodies motion like the ocean (basically humping)

Her: your humping me like the ocean motion

by Nibba boi August 23, 2017

Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.

That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.

by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 6, 2020

Dumb mutton

A person who is absolutely stupid, and doesn't know how to function properly.

You fucking dumb mutton

by inshay<3 December 24, 2020