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jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT
jelly mustard is gross dont eat it
by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023
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foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.
by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016
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Mustard pee

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.
by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017
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Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019
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Mustard Doggin’

When a guys penis is in a girl and she pees all over his penis.
Sophie I just went Mustard Doggin’ today !
by Heybhabie April 18, 2020
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Mustard jar

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay
by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018
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Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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