An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.
"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."
by n053b133d September 03, 2011
When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 20, 2022
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
by Bently Bandit May 24, 2018
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
by JBizzum August 15, 2008