murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 16, 2016

murderous bucket

A bucket that has become insane and has a mind of its own, so it is defined murderous

That murderous bucket scares me

by Brick head April 1, 2021

Testicle murder

Testicle murder

Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022

Murder a flock

To drink a slab/carton/block/30 pack tinnies of Emu Export beer.

Man, this disturbance data review was fucked. When I knock off, I’m gonna murder a flock.

by Nan_the_ornithologist June 7, 2021

raccoon murder

1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.

2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.

1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.

2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting

guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back

by quackiplier August 12, 2016

murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022