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miniaturescoptical

the epitomy of tinyness!
that guy has a miniaturescoptical penis.
by CarolynB December 4, 2011
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minifesto

(1) a contraction of "mini" and "manifesto": a mini manifesto, a short manifesto, a manifesto's manifesto, a pocket manifesto (see minifesto.org/)

(2) an animated GIF that shows any message you want (see wigflip.com/minifesto/)
That minifesto sure packed a punch.

Marx himself would have been mighty proud of this little minifesto right here!

Minifesto, manifesto, maxifesto, Marxifesto!
by mdsquared June 11, 2014
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mini-mart

Scaled down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station.
"Has it got a mini-mart?"
by thefutureofpolitics November 13, 2015
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mini sesh

There is no such thing as a mini sesh, it can not be defined. How have or go home you pathetic weesles!
I like to mini sesh with panda pops and fedos
by JADE MACHIN UNO June 2, 2017
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minigarch

A lesser-known and less-wealthy Russian oligarch
Compared to Abramovich, the owner of Chelsea Football Club, Smirnov, the owner of Watford Football Club, is a minigarch
by KutStom June 16, 2018
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Mini War-Years

In New York City, the summer of 2005 went down as one of the hottest on record causing the beginning of an era. Fires started breaking out all over Canarsie Brooklyn, Engine Co. 257 and Ladder Co. 170 went to as many fires if not more than they did in the 1980’s and 90’s combined.
I got on this job (FDNY) during the Mini War-Years.
by TheSmokeEater September 22, 2018
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MINI Unfiltered

One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)

But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.

On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.

Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.

Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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