monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.

He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.

by Otrakei March 26, 2009

Monoblogger

v.

One who keeps a blog that no one reads.

"Have you read that monobloggers blog about doing the laundry?"

"No."

This is my 15th journal entry, and I have yet to recieve any comments that are not my own. I am such a monoblogger.

by zatyr123 April 9, 2010

Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.

You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.

by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011

Mono make-out

The act of making-out without the trade of saliva, using small pecks.

Adam: I have mono.
Eva: We can't trade saliva.
Adam: That sucks....
Eva: ....Then that means.. It's...
Adam: What?
Eva: MONO MAKE-OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: YAY! Thats a super idea.

by Mono Boy August 24, 2008

mono

A dance originated in St. Louis Missouri. Short for monostery

She know how to do the mono good.

by JayProfaci September 17, 2003

Mono

When two men go to a graveyard, and dig up a dead women. Then, one man procedes to put his mouth over the womans vaginal opening as the other body slams her. Whatever comes out of her vaginal opening is called mono.

"oh stephen, body slam that biznatch again! i needz me some mo mono!"

by ccrazyness247 October 7, 2006

monodreme

A self-aware particle. They inevitably implode under their own weight, materialising in lower-vibrational dimensions where they will afford omnipotence to the first sentient being that comes into physical contact with them. Always spelled with a lower case 'm'.

My entire being is filled with the power of the monodreme.

by Fake Sal July 23, 2005