maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

by Jessica August 18, 2004

Merica

1. The country where primative apes thrive; mainly off of Macdonald's hamburgers and tears from the souls of war- torn countries.

2. A destitute land where thirteen year old zombies rage and fap to Call of Duty

3. Term is used by ignorant toothless, beer gutted halfwits, but is now becoming more popular with the mortally obese youths.

Man 1: You hear that shit thats going down in Syria?

Man 2: No, what?

Man 1: The Army just shelled the whole village! What a shame...

Man 2: Serves them pakis right! Merica !!!!!!

by Anti-Stupid December 16, 2013

Merican

Derived from American by removing the suffix a- which means away from or opposite of. Also spelled Mexican.

Every year thousands of Mericans slip illegally over the border.

by Nolan November 23, 2003

Mericka

A girl who is very loving, strong willed, intelligent, and wonderful. Dependable and always willing to be a helping hand.

If you gain her friendship it is something to treasure. If you break her trust in any way it will take a long time to gain it back.

"I love Mericka, she is just the best person to go to for help."

by echoholly22292 January 9, 2013

miricle whip

using mayonaisse as a lubricant for anal sex

man we ran out of anal ease last night so we had to do a miricle whip.

by mayo man January 2, 2012

modication

Being motivated by the dedication of others

Mr. Mango gave me the modication today to go walk 4 miles!

by Gravitygirl April 10, 2008

merican

the opposite of anything american

so somebody who is not fat, loud and obnoxious

parent 1: 'wow, your kid is quite merican'
me: 'i know. It's because i starve him, keep him in the basement and beat him with a truncheon.'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 25, 2003