A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
by Jeffro July 20, 2008
Get the montana mug.Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.
My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.
by GoldB69 November 11, 2007
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1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis
Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house
Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting
Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting
Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007
Get the montana milkshake mug.The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.
by Antonio January 16, 2005
Get the Montana blitzkrieg mug.A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.
"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"
by David Barrett April 3, 2006
Get the Montana Stick mug.someone from someplace like Greenwich: I wish I was from Missoula, Montana, where the children run barefoot, learn from the trees, and dance with the drifters. where the people are taught by massive lumberjacks to throw large objects, such as moons.
Missoulian: I know.
Missoulian: I know.
by throwmoonsmash December 19, 2011
Get the Missoula, Montana mug.1. (proper noun) Crazy shack with too many Asians and too many crap teachers.
2. (noun) A depressing and boring place
3. (verb) To make boring/ annoying for others in a specifically tortuous way.
2. (noun) A depressing and boring place
3. (verb) To make boring/ annoying for others in a specifically tortuous way.
1. Jeff: Damn that Monta Vista High School for it's asians
Craig: Yea man wtf
2. Martha: I went to a slaughterhouse the other day, it was a total Monta Vista
Tracy: I know right?
3. Steve: Hey man I got popcorn, imma pour the maple syrup on it
Adam: Dammit that Steve went and monta vista'd our popcorn.
Craig: Yea man wtf
2. Martha: I went to a slaughterhouse the other day, it was a total Monta Vista
Tracy: I know right?
3. Steve: Hey man I got popcorn, imma pour the maple syrup on it
Adam: Dammit that Steve went and monta vista'd our popcorn.
by LolZebra March 11, 2011
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