Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.

Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!

by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020

Montana’s Dick

extremely small and some how curved

Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac

by Britney bitch 💋💋 April 15, 2020

montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep

last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend

by awesome24678 June 3, 2010

montana fire

When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.

guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."

by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017

montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.

Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'

by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018

rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population

I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing

by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021

slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.

Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana

by mountainman13 December 11, 2013