Mudd Monger

One who Mongers in Butt Mudd or real mud.
Look at that guy Rob's doo doo brown hands!! He must be a Mudd Monger!!!
by 3X0RC1S7 September 08, 2010
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marmite mongerer

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"
by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008
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Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor
Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies
by He who is righteous April 02, 2004
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cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.
My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.
by Shaylen September 20, 2006
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Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke
Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!
by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 27, 2012
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Kike Monger

Somebody who only dates Jews. A Kike Monger may be either male or female. It is the Jewish equivalent of a Christ Monger.
I asked Mordecai out on a date but he kindly said that as a Jew he would only date Jews. Mordecai is a bonafide Kike Monger.
by Jew-Z January 08, 2013
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Fish Monger

1. A food item served with fish and salad

2. A name in which, you call a person if irritation occurs
From the famous Hamlet, "Well sir, you are a fish monger".
by McNew May 23, 2008
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