moad

"Mother of all dumps." Inspired by the MOAB bomb used in the recent Gulf war. A massive, long, and powerful defecation that is followed by shock and awe.

When he stepped out of the bathroom half an hour later, Julius saw the shock and awe on peoples faces and realized they too knew he had dropped a MOAD.

by dropbombs November 7, 2003

Momad

Single mother being both parents

Ben's momad takes very good care of her son.

by Ginjorben March 16, 2017

Mona Lezzer

A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.

Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.

by Salmonchops June 15, 2009

Mona Lisa

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯

Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.

by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019

Monaco

The name Monaco usually is for a person who is kind, fashionable, and is unique in many other ways. Usually this person is great at making friends and is good with trusting people

Monaco is a good person

by SkittleBoy123 September 30, 2017

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Mogadishu

The most polite way to say "mother fucker" in Houston, TX.

I was pissed at that mother fucker; however, since my kids were around I called him a mogadishu.

by Wil13 July 21, 2006