Milton, Vermont

A fairly decent town, compared to others in Vermont. Criticized by its' old stereotypes that are completely retarded, Milton students are framed, and judged.
School sports are improving a lot more. Academic skills, also.

Winooski student: Haha, you're from Milton! How much drugs do you have on ya'?

Milton student: Not anymore than you do...? Oh haha I see, you're still thinking people from Milton, Vermont are rednecks, wiggers, drug dealers, and all that other bullshit, aren't you? We're just like every other town in Vermont, if not better.

by JudgedMiltonStudent April 4, 2011

Midtown Community School

The slutiest school in bayonne maybe the state. Its full of shit and drama, whores, sluts, and prostitutes.

WOW shes a slut. Duh she graduated from Midtown Community School

by pwnstar310 October 25, 2009

Milton

A redheaded person of Jewish faith and ancestry. Also referred to as a Ginger-Jew. Also known as a mickey.

He's Handsome, but he's a little bit of a Milton.

by GFY4273 April 4, 2011

self-misconception

A false belief of the self. If exposed, can lead to existential embarrassment.

Susan believed she had mastered writing due to the grades she earned in high school, but was wrought with existential embarrassment when her self-misconception was brought to light after receiving a C on her first college paper.

by PaleBlueYacht March 8, 2011

Milton High School

Milton High is shit. Writing this as a Freshman in October, I know the school. They are sluts who feck the fagget druggies on Friday nights. If you walk ten feet into the woods outside the school, chances are you'll find an old dirty couch and broken glass from beer bottles mixed with the dirt. Don't forget about the weed! Oh yes my friend, the big bathroom stall on every floor is the schools ashtray. There's permanent black smears all over it. What else... people come hammered to the Friday night football games. There's a couple pregnant junior/seniors. Anyway the teachers are pretty strict but that's inside the school.

-"Duddee comin to tha crater on friday"
-"fuuck yes you got the stuuff"
-"you knoow it basttterd."
Milton High School is BOMB.

by Freshhhmaaan February 20, 2009

Mistory

Mistory - that part of the story of our past that is not supported by evidence or for which evidence is conflicting, may be based on speculations drawn from questionably related evidence, is widely believed in spite of a lack of evidence. That part of the story that is neither pure myth nor historical fact. Possibly the larger part of the story.

Personifications of Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, and Jesus Christ are a part of mistory. Mistory is a sorely needed relative term. We have too many purported absolutes in the dictionary already. Mystery and mistory are related; but mistory represents a body of pseudo knowledge, whereas mystery can derive strictly from imaginations.

by Idgafra November 6, 2018

Milton

A small town in between Mississauga and Oakville. More commonly known as Ontario's "hick" or "farm" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping, pig roasts, and mill pond - cholls. It's also a bit of a romper town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS! (mil-town-boys)
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..

MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter

by Sarah-Ann Bobby Joe July 29, 2009