ian miranda

The couple that everyone thought wasn't gonna work out and it did and even though they can want to kill each other at some point in time they will forever love each other to the moon and back
Oh my god you are totally an ian Miranda
by Nebraska August 12, 2017
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miranda de romaña

An enraged midget with anal problems
stop being such a miranda de romaña
by fochoa36 November 4, 2021
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Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
by Fryeman March 8, 2021
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Hot Miranda

When you dump a plate of spaghetti on a girl and eat it off her chest, before, during, or after sex.
I really hope that girl lets me do a Hot Miranda to her because I haven't eaten dinner yet.
by Bromeliad2 April 26, 2017
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Miranda

Seemingly intelligent, motherly looking type, appears devoted to those around her, who over time (so long as you have not been trapped in her snare and brain washed into falling for her,) you will begin to see the manipulitve, conniving, step on anyone who gets in her way she-beast who she really is. She has no real "girlfriends" only partners in crime,

and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
Beware boys & girls of the maniacal Miranda seeking to use your kindness to eat your soul...
by Maniacal Miranda survivor January 15, 2024
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Miranda Rights

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights should not under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who commit acts of terrorism on United States soil. A terrorist in The United States should have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
by Sexydimma May 20, 2014
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