by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017
Get the Miracle Mealmug. 
A tall giant bitch. She is also the human sprinkler and will spit water at you. She is married to Savannah Rodriguez. She will and can kill you. She likes to hit people and make fun of "willy boi". She has chipmunk teeth but will not admit it. She is very narcissistic. She will say she's fat and be proud of it. She is scared of dicks as well but is NOT gay. Overall, just a weird person.
by youknowwhoiamchannelview March 14, 2019
Get the Miraclemug. When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
by Lone15 April 17, 2020
Get the Miracle flushmug. Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
Get the Aussie 3-Minute Miraclemug. A highly disgusting carbonated or bubbly liquid, typically a mixture of two drinks that do not pair together.
Person 1: What liquids did you add to your miracle froth?
Person 2: Cranberry juice, sprite, and Dr. Pepper.
Person 2: Cranberry juice, sprite, and Dr. Pepper.
by Reverdin April 9, 2022
Get the Miracle Frothmug. When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.
by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018
Get the Miracle Slipmug.