Somebody I'm asking to homecoming this week like nonplatonicallyyyy who is probably gonna say no and think I'm weird :)
by Mettamaka September 25, 2021
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Get the milo shvetty mug.Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.
Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.
His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.
His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.
13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.
Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.
Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021
Get the Milo From Sweden mug.Milos is a very attractive man. He is kind, dear, nice, pleasant, loving, gracious, gentle, mild. He is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Every girl would DIE literally DIE just to be with him. He is the KINDEST AND SWEETEST SOUL YOU'LL EVER MEET!!
Girls cry every night because they can't be with him. HE'S ATTRACTIVE AS HECK!! He gives you butterflies if you just stare at him in the eyes for 2 seconds.
It's not just his looks that's attractive, it's his personality. He's respectful, funny, and serious when he needs to be. HE'S EVERY GIRLS DREAM BOY.
Girls cry every night because they can't be with him. HE'S ATTRACTIVE AS HECK!! He gives you butterflies if you just stare at him in the eyes for 2 seconds.
It's not just his looks that's attractive, it's his personality. He's respectful, funny, and serious when he needs to be. HE'S EVERY GIRLS DREAM BOY.
MILOS IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON!!
by hehe somebody August 20, 2021
Get the Milos mug.milo <3 oh my god this man is amazing ,, we have been togetger for more than a month and im in love ,, hes so sweet o me ,, he gives me compliments and it makes my confidence boost more ,, he protects me ,, he loves me ,, i could make a whole ass essay on how much i love him ,, hes the most perfect boy ever ,, hes so beautiful ,, from his eyes to his hair ,, everything about him is so<33 I love milo so much mg
by Karl ! <3 September 2, 2021
Get the Milo mug.The best fattest cat ever. 12 Pounder at only 10 months. Milo loves eating blue buffalo and playing with his brother mingus. He loves to stick out his tongue and sleep splatted on the couch.
Milo is so fat i love him!
by karlaaa1994 July 3, 2021
Get the Milo mug.were a monkey dances around in a circle filled with other monkeys. after that they all jump on eachother and sleep
by fradern July 3, 2021
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