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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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microsoft

when a dude's dick is micro and soft
i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass
by 2238750576 May 11, 2022
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Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.
Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?
by WGstyles July 29, 2023
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Microsoft

A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,
"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "
by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017
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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
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Microsoft Weird

Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.
by Namer707 December 4, 2022
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Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask
1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "
by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020
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