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Ex Messages

When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.
I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.
by ALY79 July 7, 2008
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mensao

adj. mensao·er, mensao·est.

1. The public act of a subdued nature, of low intensity and strength esp. when one is not inherently so.
My boyfriend is the epitome of mensaoness; he is the most chivalrous of men in public but he is like an animal when we are alone together.
by lucia.loves.phil October 23, 2011
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Mesa Ridge High School

A high school that is located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Most of the people who go here are chads and they think they're cool because they smoke pot or go to parties. Most of the female population are either slutty or ugly, mainly both. and the male population of the school is just chads who think it's okay to be disrespectful to females. There is only 10% of the school who is actually okay to hangout with but most of them think they're drug addicts or just weird. If you ever have to go to this school convince your parents to home school you.
You: "aye, you go to that party Saturday."
Person: "I got so drunk off Bernetts, and fucked two girls from Mesa Ridge High School."

Chad: "Hey, Tank-top Tuesday, every dude at Mesa Ridge should wear it!"
You: "You're a fucking chad!"

Person 1: "____ is such a slut."
Person 2: "Almost everyone is a slut at Mesa Ridge."
by l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l January 28, 2012
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text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.
damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
by Mo Sess January 4, 2006
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"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olymoics, enen if you win you're still retarded!" -Some picture

That pretty much sums it up. The most futile activity in the world is trying to argue on the internet, because rather than real life where you actually engage the person, the internet has not advanced so far.

Another problem is that anyone can have access to the internet, so even if you post a sincere message, some degenerate little snot is always waiting with a smart alecky comment and a smiley, which according to them constitutes an actual argument. What's even worse, there are often a pack of idiots waiting to agree with them.

Here's an example:

quote="Me"And that's why I believe the Bible. /quote

quote="Idiot 1"You believe a book of fairy tales! /quote

quote="Idiot 2"HaHa! It's so true! /quote

Now, do you think I'm going to make any sort of breakthrough with these posters? No, that is impossible. And don't even try to back up your point with any evidence. If you post a link, they'll just say:

quote="Idiot"That source is clearly biased, it can't be trusted! /quote

Of course an unbiased source is impossible, everyone favours one thing or another. Another way is to merely cut and paste the info, but then they'll say:

quote="Idiot"Where are your links? You made that up! /quote

You see what I'm getting at. Sometimes people will just come up with a really stupid excuse for an argument, then repeat it over and over, or until another idiot comes to back them up.

quote="Me"Homosexuality is wrong, that's what the Bible says. /quote

quote="Idiot 1"Maybe your just trying to hide your own homosexual urges! That's why your gay-bashing! /quote

quote="Me"I wasn't gay bashing. I never said I hated gay people, I said it was wrong according to the Bible. /quote

quote="Idiot 1"Trying to hide the truth with your condemnation! /quote

quote="Idiot 2"HaHa! It's so true! /quote

Do they have any proof? No. Was I truly doing what they were accusing my of? No. All they know is that there argument sounds good to them, so they can and will use it to dismiss any logical response. If you stop arguing, it will be as though they were right, if you continue, they will step up the assault and ridicule you so it appears to the audience as if they are right. And face it, idiot like that are never short of sympathizers waiting to respond.

Other popular tactics include negative projection, name calling, typing in all capital letters, long questions, faulty information, exclamation marks, spamming, trolling, and any combination of the above. Refuse to respond, and they say:

quote="Idiot"So you can't defend you position! I win! /quote

But if you respond, chances are you'll get wrapped up in the same tactics they do, and they'll say:

quote="Idiot"Why can't you respond logically instead of in emotional outbursts? Is that a sign of weakness? Argument by emotion is a very poor way to respond! /quote
Do I really need an example after all that?
by Betterthanyouguy September 11, 2004
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Text Message Breakup

Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.
by blimblam101 April 17, 2009
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Meesam

Cheerful, out going person who still can freeze hell over with a glance
Never betray or hurt a meesam.
by Forever Bored March 7, 2018
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