Shit-o-Meter

A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.

"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."

by Noctivagus February 25, 2005

The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Mather

Another word to describe an alcoholic who enjoys getting drunk on weekdays and beating their kids.

Boy:Did you hear about the guy at the pub?
Girl: I heard he got completely mathered!

by mather66 July 22, 2011

meterosexual

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.

Clay Aiken

by Yer mama April 23, 2004

Kim Mathers

She's a bit of a bitch

Calls Eminem names like "Stinky"

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

metertzulate

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004