Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the football goat?

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

Messy

(Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.

"When I see him out and about with them girls, acting all suave, oooo he so messy!"

by wayfarerblue February 9, 2023

Messy Girly

A girl who’s room is messy but pink and girly.

Damn did you see that girls room it was pretty messy girly!

by Girly 363 December 29, 2023

Messy pussy

Her pussy is nasty and leaks.

She has a messy pussy. Throw him a towel he just had messy pussy.

by Halalujer September 11, 2022

Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh

I HATE MESSI

by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021