Messy Jessy

Simply a legend

i wish i could be like messy jessy

by Currymuncha1887 August 29, 2023

Messy Jessy

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.

“I wish I could be like Messy Jessy”

by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023

messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s July 01, 2024

messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war

everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.

by jimmy john’s July 01, 2024

Messi youngest son

Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.

It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.

yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.

by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 12, 2022

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023